: At a birthday party, a young child became so frustrated that they weren't allowed to go to the bathroom without an adult that they took matters into their own hands—literally. They pulled their pants down and urinated directly on the Chuck E. Cheese mascot, resulting in a lifetime ban from the establishment. The Jumpsuit Jam
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At the end of the day, a funny pee story is just a reminder that while we might try to control our lives, our bladders often have their own itinerary. : At a birthday party, a young child
Finally, the photographer says, 'Okay, ladies, dip the bride!' I bent backward to dip the bride, and the pressure on my abdomen was too much. A perfect, pressurized stream shot out of me like a squirt gun, soaking the train of the bride's dress. I screamed, 'It's champagne!' The bride looked down. It was definitely not champagne. The Jumpsuit Jam : Trying to find a
David sighed, pulled over to the shoulder, and cleaned up the car seat with a spare sweatshirt. He got back in the car, defeated. As he merged back into traffic, Lily looked at him and said, "Daddy? Now you look like you have to tinkle."
The dog licked my face. I laughed. The laugh turned into a cough. The cough turned into a 'tinkle.' It wasn't a full flood, but it was enough that I had to waddle sideways into my apartment, peel off my Lululemons, and throw them directly into the trash. The dog looked proud of himself."